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Sunday, November 12, 2006

title:{hey}

hello!
we all (fifi sars piss) went out on friday and had a good time. but im too lazy to type what happened, so if you wanna know, go to FIFI's blog.
ANYWAYS, due to the constant persisting of my fellow friend PISScilla, i'll type down the sms convo we had some days ago.

PISScilla:
TEN things a person will do when he/she's feeling emo.
1.He/She cries when a fast punk rockish=) song is playing.
EDIT: He/she cries when 'fergalicious', 'london bridge', 'promiscuous' & 'sexyback' are playing.
2.Cries wherever he/she goes.
EDIT: Cries whenever he/she sees a circus act.
3.You find NOTHING but rolls of TISSUE in his/her bag.
4. Cries when watching little britain/comedy central.
5.Passes by a funeral and breaks into tears.
6.Composes fricking saddening songs.
7.Always wants to commit suicide.
8. Fav songs are something like YOU RAISE ME UP, UPTOWN GIRL, SEASONS IN THE SUN, DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA, FLYING WITHOUT WINGS, ONE LOVE, etc.
9.The eyes are always red&swollen.
10.Cries when people hold parties.

DONE! there was something else too, but i forgot what it is =o

`CHARME.

10:07 PM;

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

title:{MORAL OF THE STORY IS ..}

HELLO! I GOT THESE FROM KIM'S BLOG =D

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before shesays a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets tothe bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and riskwith your shareholders in time , you may be in a position to prevent avoidableexposure

Lesson 2

A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown toreveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, "Father,remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand.

But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,"Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."Arriving at the convent,the nun went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forthand seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving aspeedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beachwith my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagleand asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure,why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,very high up

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on so me of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell tothe ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends the 3-minute management course.

6:55 PM;

Friday, October 20, 2006

title:{miscellaneous}

well! been an ok day. ahaha.
we went for an excursion around. to beach road, around chinatown and stuff.
we came across something freaky! the guide told us about it. apparently, the building was a death house last time. death house is like, when those migrants who arebroke, they give all their belongings to the person in-charge of the place, then the person will provide facilities for them until they die. so yeah, he warned us that if some old man or woman suddenly waves at us, dont wave back. cos we chinese believe that there are 3 points of light on us. the middle of the forehead, and one on each shoulder blade. he told us that if someone suddenly just calls your name in the middle of the night around that area, DO NOT LOOK BACK. he told us he had experienced it many times before, that although no one is behind him, he just suddenly feels someone grabbing his shoulder or some eerie feeling.
ok anyway! too scary! let's see.
these are for your own references =)
1. blue: means that you masturb**e a lot.
2. green: you're gay (for guys means you're homo. for girls, you're feeling happy)
3. pink: completely evil in a warped way (take for example, me.)
4. yellow: it means that you are horny (horny horny horny!)
5. purple: poor thing. you're se*ually deprived.
6. red: loads of lust, my friend, loads of lust.
7. ok maybe i'll stop here. lol. dont wanna scare too many people away =D anyways these were just made up out of boredom. ahaha!
`CHARME

8:59 PM;

Friday, October 13, 2006

title:{=D}

HELLO.
today we had some mass dance thing. supposed to be hip-hop, quite cool, but a bit lame also. zzz.. got one part, (cos you're dancing in pairs), you slant to one side, partner slant to other, then both of you have to pat each other's leg a few times. soooooo gross! yuck yuck!! but we both ended up slapping at the air instead =D ahaha.
YESTERDAY,
sars fifi piss and i AGAIN, went to vivocity AGAIN. we were all late, except for poor piss who had to wait for some time.
we went to cinema, ticket booth. we tried our best to get tickets for you, me & dupree which was NC16 and the convo turned out to be something like this:
we: hi, could we have 4 tickets for the you, me & dupree show?
guy: sure, which show time?
we: 1.30pm. (but we were already 20minutes late)
guy: ok, middle seats?
we: yes please.
guy: alright. the show is rated NC16, could i see your ICs please?
we: (took sars' excellent plan B) ohoh! we didnt know! sorry! (walk away)
ta-da. so we didnt look 16 after all. zzz..
come on! he gave us so much hope! then suddenly he JUST had to ask for our ICs! zzzzzzzzzz.. so we had to pretend we didnt know -_- so we discussed, finally bought tickets for american dreamz at 3.55pm. went in search for food.. after lots of running around and getting lost, we found the food court. (once, i was running down from the going-up escalator cos wrong way, tripped and fell hard. i think i scared the old uncle near-by tho. after i fell, i got up straight-away and started laughing tho it hurt =D)
we walked round the place, i bought chicken chop, fifi - jap food, piss - chicken cutlet w/ spaghetti, sars - chicken rice! yay!
i started to eat my chop and sars asked me what it was and cos my mouth was full, couldnt speak so i flapped my arms and did a chopping motion with my hand. then she was like "oh, chicken chop?"
i nodded. yay! she understood! ahaha. oh yeah! faith bought some ice kachange thing thing but it was sarsi and yeah! i tasted it, was sweet, then suddenly, my tongue started popping!!! i got so shocked mann! and faith didnt warn me! >=(
ahaha!
ok then we bought you tiao (that long fried bread), but i was special and bought 'butterly' instead!
you know the you tiao has two long bread things stuck together? and its rather long. sars likes you tiao, and she was gobbling it up. gobbling meant as yanking the bread off violently and chomping it up. dirty stuff was said after that and it went on for awhile =D
we watched American Dreamz. dont waste your money on it unless you want to see a very bimbotic-&-gay IRAQI. its pretty disturbing for members of the oppo. sex. yeah. i couldnt take it too, was covering my face with my bag. or maybe you want to see a guy singing 'american dreamz!~~~ dreamz, with a Z.' and then KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! he explodes.
oh yeah! after that we walked round for a while.
went to TOYS 'R' US! so cool mann! went to play along, we all were at the kiddy section. you know got the 'computer'like things for little kids? yeah. we played those out of boredom. once, i was asked to draw an triangle. instead i wrote the words "lalala" and it said "correct!" therefore, from this experiment, we can derive that the program is not advanced enough or tested properly. faith also asked the 'computer' if we all were gonna die and it said 'maybe'. whoa, very enlightening to hear. LOL. and she also asked bout clarissa and amelia's friendship meter and it said '95%'!! ahaha! ooooooooooh~ someone's getting cosy!
oh finally, we went home after a while more of playing round and when i got home, was nearly an hour late for my curfew.lol.
6 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!~
`CHARME

3:24 PM;

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

title:{VIVOCITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

AHAHA.
the shopping mall sounds so cool-ish. its ok lah. anyway, i went out with my friends today (fifi, sars, pisscilla) to check out vivocity. so yeah. lets see.. lets start from the beginning. once upon a time, a girl called charme was at home using the computer. suddenly, she got a call from her friend fifi and she was told that fifi was already waiting for her at the train station. charme quickly rushed and ran off to the station and met up with fifi. they waited for their friend pisscilla. blahblahblah. ok crap, i cant type like this. nvm, i'll take up the narrating thing thing now. yeah so we waited lah. finally piss came then we went harbourfront mrt station barrier to wait for dear sars. she wasnt there yet so we headed to harbourfront's mcdonalds bought ice cream, walked around abit, came back, she still wasnt there. so we ending up sitting down to wait for her, who eventually came bout an hour later. fifi and piss were pissed at sars for being sooo late! LOL. AHAHAHAHAHA! piss was pissed! aahaha okay nvm thats lame. anyway, so both of them were walking infront of us, way ahead. and sars and i were walking together. so we were also irritated, then decided to abandon them, so we did. we ran off back to vivocity and walked around for awhile. only 15minutes later did piss&fifi called, smsed us, blahblah. so yeah sars and i felt guilty and headed back then tried to find our way out of vivocity. VIVOCITY IS DAMN HUGE LAH! WE GOT LOST, RAN AROUND, HAD TO ASK PEOPLE FOR DIRECTIONS! LOL. AHAHA! FINALLY FOUND THE WAY, RUSHED TO MC'S. yeah. they were both eating already. soo sars and i went to buy our food. i bought mc chicken nuggets meal. i brought it over to the table, took up my drink and SPLASHHHH! i spilt it. yesh, me the clumsy, blur-block whatever thing, spilt my coke that i didnt even drink yet. zzzzz.. but cos we were kiasu, sars and i went back for a refund. LOL. AHAHA! yeah, then the tension subsided and we were all ok again! yay! we crapped alot alot and yeah i laughed till had tears, stomache, yeah. in fact, i was hyper since the very beginning and up until now. nvm! aahaha! what else ah? oh yar! i made up some names:
1. sars: ah sars
2. fifi: i wanted to call her ah faith, but she wanted karei instead (anime freak) so i called her ah kar instead =D
3. pisscilla: ah piss (she nearly killed me)
4. me: ah charme (very nice =DDD)
ok! also, according to our initials
1. sarah lim: S. LIM (so its like SLIM! very nice! =D)
2. faith tan: F. TAN (pronounced with a fff, must say very fast, so it comes out as ferr-tan!)
3. priscilla tan: P. TAN (pronounced the same way as faith's: perr-tan!)
4. charmaine chan: C. CHAN (same pronouncation thing: che-chan!)
LOL. all in all, fifi and piss's initial thing sounds like fruit trees. we invented all these while standing in the middle of the underpass, blocking people's way. lol.
oh yar!!! i remember ah! i've got a bad habit of gesturing very violently when im excited/hyper/high. so yeah! so i flip flip flip nearly hit people! muahaha! so yeah we went to kinokuniya at taka to the manga section cos fifi and piss were very excited to buy some manga thing thing. so yeah lah! then ah, piss and i went browsing around looking at various stuff. then she and fifi suddenly said something something what osamu something then, due to my very bad hearing, i thought she said osama, then i was like "OSAMA ??!! OH NO!! WHERE ??! WHERE?!! I DIDNT KNOW OSAMA READS MANGA!" lol. then they murmured buddha thing then i was "HUH?? HOW CAN OSAMA BE CONNECTED TO BUDDHA?!!" then they showed me the book then i was like "OH! CHEY!! HAIYAH! THOUGHT WHAT MANN!" it was some manga called buddha by a guy name osamu something! oh yeah! there was some pervert mann! he was some skinny boy lah, look so freaky cos his eyes were donno what! then after this scenario, he started laughing. we blinked, walked away. then whenever we browsed around, her always somehow popped out of nowhere behind me! so freaky! next time we should bind him up with rope, dump him in a sack, and abandon him in geylang! yay! anyways! then ah, got once just now, we were once again looking at some manga then he suddenly popped up (again) then mumbled "whoa you picked it up so fast" to me! then i blinked, shuffled over to sars who was reading calvin and hobbes, went to her left side. he stodd at her right side and started 'reading' the comic also. sars is so cool mann! she totally ignored him! =O but however, i was very protective, i was rumagging in my bag looking for something solid and hard so that i can whack him if he does anything funny. ahaha! then i was mumbling "better poof off or else.." then finally he went away! yay! it worked! ahaah!
fifi and piss left. sars and i went to bread talk transit! we sat down and chatted. then ah, got some old chinese man very freaky.. i was very creeped out! he was talking very loudly altho got no one with him, he was incoherrent lah! but i was so scared.. cos he might be seeing something that we couldnt see and it was all just very freaky lah!!! so yeah. blahblahblah, here i am now! yay! been such a fun day mann! ahahahaa!
`CHARME

8:03 PM;

Monday, October 09, 2006

title:{SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

TODAY, WAS THE LAST PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! I SCARED PEOPLE COS I WAS DANCING AND JUMPING AND SCREAMING COS I WAS SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does a celebratory run around the room* YAY YAY YAY EXAMS ARE OVERRRRRRRR BABEY!!!!!! WHOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK THIS IS WHAT SARS FIFI AND I DID:
we went to the MRT station. faith had to go home. but sars and i were bored. then faith decided to follow us, cos sars and i wanted to take the train from TOA PAYOH to KRANJI for fun! ahaha! and PISSCILLA thought we were SIAO! ahaha! so fun! so yeah, we sat on the train till kranji, talk talk talk talk a lot of crap, and i was still hyper! ahaha! then we laugh laugh laugh till people were scared =p im so sorry to those innocent passengers on the 10something train heading to jurong east! we apologize for scaring you! but too bad! muahaha! ok, anyway, then we stopped at kranji, then took the train back to our own destinations. faith stopped at yio chu kang, me at novena, sars at dhoby ghaut (forgot how to spell =P)
so i'll take it from here!
i went through the underpass to united square. then ah, i saw 3 boys in front of me. then i went up escalator, they were still in front of me (of cos at some distance). i went to U SQUARE, they were still there. i headed to a stationary shop, browsed around, came out, they were heading my direction! then i gostan (back track) and headed to polar and bought chicken pies for my family (im so sweet right? ahaha! jkjk =D) then i headed out, wanted to go to the gameshop but they were at the gameshop then i went to toilet, then came out went up the escalators, took shortcut headed home. AND THEY WERE STILL IN FRONT OF ME! I WAS LIKE: OH NO! THEY MIGHT THINK IM A STALKER! (cos they saw me before lol) then i try to hide so they wont see me but then ah, in the end they did. anyway this was wat happened: some ah ma (auntie) was carrying some bags, look very heavy! then i rushed to help her cos she so poor thing so petite so i went but then ah, due to my slow reaction, she dropped her bags then i was like: AHHH! then i quickly helped her! due to my "AHHH!" one of the guys looked, saw me, told his friends, then they saw me, then they O.O then i O.O""""""" then yeah then i quickly helped her and rushed away. ta-da! charme the stupid, smelly, blur, blahblahblah 'stalker'. zzzzzzzzz... IN MY SCHOOL UNIFORM TOO! AHHHHHH! THEN HOW?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY MIGHT TAKE PIC OF ME SEND TO STOMP AND SAY THAT IJ GIRLS ARE STALKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! IM A DISGRACE TO MY SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways nvm. *takes a deep breath* meditation is essential for pregnant ladies. i think i might take up yoga. ok maybe not, yoga is a nono since it might look odd twisting around and stuff. oh yesh! i am pregnant! with a jellybean! in 10days time, im gonna give birth to my darling jellybean baby and shall name it pink vader! yay! im so happy! but apparently the father ran away with a.. tomato! so now im so broken-hearted but at the same time happy since i have my baby pink vader! =D
`CHARME

12:02 PM;

Saturday, October 07, 2006

title:{AHAHA!}

TODAY,
sars and i had some study session thing thing at toa payoh library. anyways, we were supposed to meet at 3, but both of us ended up arriving late, but i was still earlier than her! ahaha! im so guai. anyway, yeah, so i waited for her at the mrt station. whoa, i wait wait wait, wait for 40minutes! then i was flipping my arms cos i was so frustrated cos she hadnt come yet and people tot i was siao(crazy). anyway ah, im very very slow. i suddenly saw my ex-classmate peenya(name edited to conceal identity =D) holding hands with a guy and they were walking to the mrt barrier thing! then i was standing away watching them! then ah, so sweet mann! peenya kissed her bf on the cheek then walked away! then i tried to hide, cos i didnt want to be seen. but she saw me! then she blushed abit! then i panicked! then she asked me why i was there then i told her and she said ok, bye and went off. (sars later told me that they had been dating for already a month =o) so i waited like a mad woman. yeah.
sars finally came, then i was shocked at her dressing. lol, it was her home clothes! white shorts and some black top and the bodice was.. well. anyways i didnt expect her to dress like that! ahah! anyways, yeah we went to the library. then ah, we kept getting distracted cos got some couple, they both trying to study but they kept giving each other the horny looks and sars and i started making fun of them, drawing comical stuff ahaha!! so fun!! then the couple left for a while. they came back almost an hour later! LOL. so we suspect they had sneaked off somewhere secret to do naughty stuff! ahahahahahah! yeah, then 7something, both of us went to mcdonald's to eat something. then we crapped lots! we came up with partners for our friends. very lame but damn funny. the reasons were retarded! like for example: gigi(gloria) is an animal lover. then ah, one day when she at the zoo looking at baboons, she will see an artistic guy who's also an animal lover who is sketching the baboon's backside. then he will suddenly look up and both of them look at each other and fall in love and she will also fall in love with his sketch and yeah. then start talking bout what kind of house, kids, names they'll have lol. SO FUN!!!AAHHAHA! THEN AH, I LAUGH UNTIL I TEAR AND STOMACH ACHED! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
so finally we went home, supposed to be home by 8something but we only finished round 8.20 lol.
anyway yeah i waited for my bus (was the first!) then in the end, only got me and some uncle that look like cheekopek! yeah! then ah, lots of cheekopeks came on board! yeah then i nearly fell asleep but i remembered got cheekopeks so must keep on alert so i stayed awake! yeah then reached home and stuff!
`CHARME

10:58 PM;